You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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