they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
pray to the hookup gods
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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