your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
love makes seman taste better
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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