I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I need to stop coming to work sober
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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