I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
love makes seman taste better
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
