break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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