Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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