Pregnant stripper...not hot.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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