ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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