She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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