he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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