i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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