some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
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I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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