i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
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running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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