drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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