so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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