why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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