It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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