Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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