I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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