In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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