Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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