Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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