Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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