I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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