im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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