Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
