We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
