imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
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There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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