oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Let's get the cat blown out
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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