Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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