I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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