so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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