i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i think my mom watched the whole time
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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