one might say we're banned from that church
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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