Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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