check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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