ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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