Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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