Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
It's rum buckets o'clock
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
i think i just lost a toe
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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