Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Are these your boobs on my camera?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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