i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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