if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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