4 words: hood of his car
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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