If that was your dad, he is hot
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
How does one acquire holy water?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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