I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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