i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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