My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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