But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music