I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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