Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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