More tranny stories later!
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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