Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
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If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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