She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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